[That is a complete misinterpretation of what actually happened, but whatever. 76 seems to realize he isn't going to win this one, and sighs accordingly.]
[he holds something out-- something small in a packet.]
Just some... biscuits. For your old man coffee.
[it was actually a DISTRACTIOn because lúcio seriously expected he would either have been shot by now or that he would've managed to escape. so he's just gonna... gently edge towards the door.]
[After a moment of looking like that packet is going to bite him, 76 reaches out and takes it, giving it a cursory inspection before folding his arms and looking decidedly unamused.]
You need me to help you out?
[Because he has about five seconds before 76 tosses him out. Again.]
[lúcio knows what the answer will be, and he knows he's lucky he hasn't been shot or beaten with a stick, but his life span extends every time he bothers 76 like this.]
[He's way, way too old for you, kiddo, and it doesn't seem like he wants to entertain questions about the conspiracy wall, either. 76 holds open the bedroom door.]
[Everyone else does. 76 doesn't exactly have much to hide anymore, and maybe he'll get Lúcio to back off if he's actually straightforward. On the other hand, it might just make him more incessant, but if they've graduated to literal breaking and entering, what else does he have left to lose?
Besides, there's always the possibility that the kid will just think he's joking. As deadpan as possible:]
[lúcio is so delighted you don't even know. he was ready for this, he had his phone in one hand and... the moment that groan is over and the mask is off lúcio moves.
he takes a selfie with 76 as quick as someone who has done this many times would do. tongue sticking out, peace sign and everything.
[76 realizes what Lúcio is doing a second to late, and he's instantly diving for the phone. HE TRUSTED YOU IN THIS MOMENT. HE TRUSTED YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HIM???
If he can't grab the phone, then his next course of action is to try and swat it.]
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[Otherwise he would have to be friends with a somewhat innumerable number of people. That’s not how this works, Lúcio.]
Come on. The real reason you’re here.
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[lúcio is friends with everyone in rio. step it up.]
Alright, maybe I have something for you and maybe I wanted to see if you had a space mask layin' around.
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[That is a complete misinterpretation of what actually happened, but whatever. 76 seems to realize he isn't going to win this one, and sighs accordingly.]
Get on with it.
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Just some... biscuits. For your old man coffee.
[it was actually a DISTRACTIOn because lúcio seriously expected he would either have been shot by now or that he would've managed to escape. so he's just gonna... gently edge towards the door.]
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[After a moment of looking like that packet is going to bite him, 76 reaches out and takes it, giving it a cursory inspection before folding his arms and looking decidedly unamused.]
You need me to help you out?
[Because he has about five seconds before 76 tosses him out. Again.]
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[lúcio knows what the answer will be, and he knows he's lucky he hasn't been shot or beaten with a stick, but his life span extends every time he bothers 76 like this.]
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[But 76 knows what's really being said here--Lúcio wants it to be explained to him, something he's obviously not very keen on doing.]
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[he actually had some tea then came up.]
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[He's way, way too old for you, kiddo, and it doesn't seem like he wants to entertain questions about the conspiracy wall, either. 76 holds open the bedroom door.]
Come on. Out.
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Or maybe it is! I'll have to see how you react to my real presents through the cameras I set up!
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[He's gonna. smack that leggy down.]
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There's somethin' about you, old man. I'm gonna figure it out.
[ONLY A MONTH LATER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. this is what happens when you're not in the overwatch circle, y'all.]
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[Everyone else does. 76 doesn't exactly have much to hide anymore, and maybe he'll get Lúcio to back off if he's actually straightforward. On the other hand, it might just make him more incessant, but if they've graduated to literal breaking and entering, what else does he have left to lose?
Besides, there's always the possibility that the kid will just think he's joking. As deadpan as possible:]
Overwatch was mine. I ran it.
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Oh. You were the blonde guy?
[jack who? lúcio doesn't remember the name.]
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[Come to think of it, he doesn't know how old Lúcio is--not that it really matters.]
The one who had a building dropped on him.
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Take your mask off. Prove it.
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Ughghghgh okay it's off. Here he is.]
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he takes a selfie with 76 as quick as someone who has done this many times would do. tongue sticking out, peace sign and everything.
get rekt.]
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If he can't grab the phone, then his next course of action is to try and swat it.]
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Aw, c'mon! You worried I'm gonna show everyone? This is a special moment!
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Didn't anyone ever tell you to ask permission?
[The worst part is that he knows there is nothing he can do about this.]
Out.
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[he snaps another picture from the other side of the room. get rekt.]
Alright. Show me the door.
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[It's right there, Lucio. He's pointing at it. Please go that way, and then 76 will follow him down the stairs and out the front door.
If Lucio doesn't go fast enough, it is entirely possible that Jack will offer him a swift kick in the rear.]
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I'm goin'! Jesus!