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[Are you having a nice day, Jack? That's nice. Reaper is too -- because nobody can yell at him for crushing jungle fruit with your face drawn on it.]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Soldier Enhancement Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on rogue Omniums, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top gunner in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Overwatch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” video was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Edited 2016-09-05 21:19 (UTC)
[Shortly after landfall, Jack is given another educational video, featuring a crummy visor-shaped leaf cutout that falls off after he starts crushing the fruit with one finger.]
[ One day shortly following Halloween, 76 will be walking out to find some really stinkin cute baked goods outside his door with a very-clearly DD-sized peanut butter bone cookie.
You know, after he pissed her off with the whole wraith McCree thing and she's Over It and things were ok. She had a lot of leftovers and it's a token of apology. The only note on top is in a (to Jack, familiar) looping hand that simply reads "Please share." because she is also fond of his roommate (and his roommate's dog). No addressee, no signature, no other hints. The cookies are spiced cinnamon, clove, and ginger, and the cupcakes are dark chocolate with cream cheese frosting and truffle spider bodies. The donuts keep the cupcakes from tipping or wiggling, and are chocolate and almond. Enjoy. ♥ ]
You know, after he pissed her off with the whole wraith McCree thing and she's Over It and things were ok. She had a lot of leftovers and it's a token of apology. The only note on top is in a (to Jack, familiar) looping hand that simply reads "Please share." because she is also fond of his roommate (and his roommate's dog). No addressee, no signature, no other hints. The cookies are spiced cinnamon, clove, and ginger, and the cupcakes are dark chocolate with cream cheese frosting and truffle spider bodies. The donuts keep the cupcakes from tipping or wiggling, and are chocolate and almond. Enjoy. ♥ ]
I didn't have as many kids stop by as I thought, is all.
[ Then, maybe a few minutes later: ]
It seemed like a good opportunity for me to apologize for how I'd spoken to you. You may have been harsh, but you ensured that we accomplished what needed to be done.
[ She won't explicitly say "thank you", she's a little too stubborn on the topic for that, but the acknowledgment is there all the same. ]
[ Then, maybe a few minutes later: ]
It seemed like a good opportunity for me to apologize for how I'd spoken to you. You may have been harsh, but you ensured that we accomplished what needed to be done.
[ She won't explicitly say "thank you", she's a little too stubborn on the topic for that, but the acknowledgment is there all the same. ]
[ She doesn't expect one to come, really, so it's no skin off her back when the opportunity passes and he's talking shop instead. ]
Nothing groundbreaking; just affirmation of suspicions I'd already had for the "what", but no "how" it happened or "how" to fix it. The samples are... not going to be viable for many attempts. I'll have to be careful in how I proceed.
Nothing groundbreaking; just affirmation of suspicions I'd already had for the "what", but no "how" it happened or "how" to fix it. The samples are... not going to be viable for many attempts. I'll have to be careful in how I proceed.
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