THISAVROU: INBOX

[mylawn]

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[brokeassgoing]

you know you could really bank on sendin out bee facts
save them and also make $$$$$$$ by gettin business

[mylawn]

Are you interested in bee facts?

[brokeassgoing]

do you have any

[mylawn]

Bees communicate by dancing.

[brokeassgoing]

youre having me on arent you

[mylawn]

It's actually true.

[brokeassgoing]

no shit
what dance do they do when they want you to fuck off
the stanky leg?

[mylawn]

It's for talking to other bees, not people.

[brokeassgoing]

how do they tell other bees to fuck off then
surely its gotta be something intense

[mylawn]

I don't know that much about bees.

[brokeassgoing]

well you did just start but
better start watching em
you might even haveta start watching them bang

[mylawn]

Only the queen lays eggs.

[nobody actually bangs in the beehive. there's another bee fact.]

[brokeassgoing]

so it aint a hive sexy orgy? thank god
that sounds like itd be awk

[mylawn]

You have some weird ideas about bees.

[brokeassgoing]

dont know much about em aside from books

[mylawn]

Is that why you want bee facts?

[brokeassgoing]

yes and no

[mylawn]

Elaborate.

[brokeassgoing]

i deff dont know a lot about em and we might get alien bees here
also i wanted to make sure youre alive

[mylawn]

I'm alive.

[brokeassgoing]

livin and being alive aint the same thing dude

[mylawn]

Don't get philosophical.

[brokeassgoing]

its really the truth
self help books aside

[mylawn]

Are you concerned for my well-being?

[brokeassgoing]

well
itd be a shame if jordie couldnt come get his visor back